Here are some things coming up:
Soon: Betty Goldblazer puts a sign in my yard
A few weeks later, give or take: something corporate job something. Something.
Before or after, depending: Moving Sale Of A Lifetime (mine, at least)
Next: Tell Girl see you someday, maybe.
Then: Go for a drive.
At last: Check no bags.
Also happening, perhaps unrelated: Songkran, the Thai New Year celebration and water fight. Can you imagine being caught in that as your introduction to the country?