I've got what it takes to satisfy your hunger

I know what you want.

And you've been waiting so patiently...

So now it's time for me to give it to you...

That's right, baby. Food porn, SE Asia style.

You like it spicy? I know I do.  Slow-cooked pork, Rot Fai night market, Bangkok

You like it spicy? I know I do. Slow-cooked pork, Rot Fai night market, Bangkok

Simple and delicious.  Stir fry chicken with basil, egg, rice. Random street food stall, Bangkok

Simple and delicious. Stir fry chicken with basil, egg, rice. Random street food stall, Bangkok

If there is a perfect sandwich, it's banh mi. This may be the best I've ever had. Price: 20,000 dong ($0.88 US)  Bánh Mì Hồng Hoa, Saigon

If there is a perfect sandwich, it's banh mi. This may be the best I've ever had. Price: 20,000 dong ($0.88 US) Bánh Mì Hồng Hoa, Saigon

The street food fried chicken in BKK is second only to Popeye's (your grandmother's homemade doesn't count).  Sutthisan MRT street food market

The street food fried chicken in BKK is second only to Popeye's (your grandmother's homemade doesn't count). Sutthisan MRT street food market

Y'all really think this is what we eat?  American fried rice, Mexican iced coffee, Black Canyon Coffee, Bangkok

Y'all really think this is what we eat? American fried rice, Mexican iced coffee, Black Canyon Coffee, Bangkok

Delicious soup, but I paid for it twice (the second time and way we will not discuss).  Pho 2000, Saigon

Delicious soup, but I paid for it twice (the second time and way we will not discuss). Pho 2000, Saigon

Prepping the most polarizing fruit in Asia.  Durian vendor, near Victory Monument, Bangkok

Prepping the most polarizing fruit in Asia. Durian vendor, near Victory Monument, Bangkok

Be glad you can't smell it--worse than durian, even.  Hard-cooking eggs in sulphur hot springs, Chiang Rai province

Be glad you can't smell it--worse than durian, even. Hard-cooking eggs in sulphur hot springs, Chiang Rai province

Probably not coming to a 7-11 near you.  Green tea Kit-Kat, Bangkok

Probably not coming to a 7-11 near you. Green tea Kit-Kat, Bangkok

Simple is still best.  Omelet, rice, watermelon juice, Chiang Mai

Simple is still best. Omelet, rice, watermelon juice, Chiang Mai

And the money shot--because only an ice cream chain originating in San Francisco but now significantly more popular in Thailand than in The States could come up with this: